Top Tips For Picking Your Christmas Tree

Buy the wrong Christmas tree and you’ll be opening gifts under an emaciated stick on December 25. Not only will children be heartbroken by your inability to take care of a tree, but we’ve also heard that Santa can be a total dick and swap cool gifts for nasty lumps of coal for jerks that refuse to water trees. Thankfully some egghead mathematician decided to give his protractor and Texas Instrument calculator a break so he could help the Santa-fearing public pick the out perfect tree to suit their needs. It’s truly a Christmas miracle!

Dr. Gordon Hunter — based in Kingston University’s Faculty of Science, Engineering, and Computing — created what’s been…

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